We've Got A Big Mess On Our Hands

eric says:
any clue why my itunes is playing very quietly despite the volume being max?
Alex says:
speakers?
equalizer?
eric says:
both loud
youtube is so loud
Alex says:
oh i know
you have to take a hot pot of coffee
pour it on your dick
and put the laptop in the dishwasher
eric says:
where did you hear about this?
Alex says:
the whole time it's cleaning you have to prance around in the nude talking about the gumdrop wizard
then floss with your ass hair
and then the laptop should be fixed
i read it online
eric says:
umm
guess where this is going?
Alex says:
oh no